My Life as an Afterschool Special

Remember After school specials? Sure they were cheesy, poorly written, and were poorly acted, but that’s what made them so great. I remember running home from school to turn on the TV and see what major drama was going to unfold next. After School Specials were known for an amazing ability to grind realistic topics into sitcom-level mulch. That pretty much describes my life as an afterschool special.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

I was in a drive by yesterday.

Ok that isnt entirely true.

But it sounds much more exciting when I say it that way.

Erica, Amy, and I were laying in the sun on the front porch and a big fancy car with tinted windows and spinners pulls up on the side of the house.

And suddenly two strange men with guns get out of the car and start shooting at us.

Ok maybe they werent strange men. It was Ericas friend Rick and his friend. But there are a LITTLE strange.

And maybe it wasnt a real gun. In fact, it may have been a water gun. It was a super soaker.

But we did get totally wet and it did come out of nowhere.

Did I mention I was in a drive by yesterday?!

1 Comments:

At 4/27/2005 11:14 AM, Anonymous Lauren said...

You have such a crazy and exciting life, haha!

 

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